Psychedelic

Me: Can I go to the bathroom? 
Teacher: What for? 
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

A graduated cylinder

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tyleroakley:

Grading: you’re doing it right.

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.